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I’m Rask Dropbear, the editor-in-chief of #fakenews. I write ‘funny finance stuff’, ‘things that shouldn’t be trusted’ and #fakenews. Jump into the garden and grab yourself a handful of eucalyptus.
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Pell To Become A Financial Planner Says Snitch

Sources close to Rask Media’s Dropbear column believe convicted Australian priest George Pell is already 10% of the way through his two-week qualification to become a financial planner. 

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The Future Face Of Poverty Is Human, AI Mansplains

With International Women’s Day celebrations coming up on the 8th of March and International Men’s Day recently commemorated on the 19th November, it’s a great time to focus on the financial well-being of the human species.