Sources close to Rask Media’s Dropbear column believe convicted Australian priest George Pell is already 10% of the way through his two-week qualification to become a financial planner.
“Georgy proved quite good at skirting the laws, while doing bad things,” a snitch explained to Dropbear.
“And you can’t get a job with a proper rap sheet like Georgy’s, so financial planning was just about his only choice, especially when we consider ethics.”
Thanks to a few Royal Commissions into misconduct, it’s become apparent that just about any creep can get a Diploma of Financial Services via a two-week self-paced program and call themselves a financial expert on Sky Business.
Georgy is believed to be in talks with the planning arms at Commbank and AMP.
“Georgy should feel right at home at those two banks,” said the snitch. “Because let’s not forget, he was in charge of the church’s finances – one of the most profitable chari-businesses on the planet”.
“Ideally, he would get a gig in a graduate program.”
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