Rask's Dropbear Column
Someone has got to call it as he sees it, you know?
Rask’s dropbear is your truth serum.
In this weekly column, you’ll finally get a glimpse into
the underbelly of the Aussie finance industry…
and the mysterious work of dropbears all over the country.
Rask Dropbear is editor-in-chief of #fakenews.
Follow the Rask dropbear on Twitter
(the last bastion of internet privacy):
Here Are Your Gum Nuts:
“You’d Be Crazy Not To Pump & Dump”, Says ASX Day Trader’s Wife
Down Under gynecologist cum ASX day trader, Jaime Nimblebottom, 44, has nearly 100,000 followers on Twitter, Instagram & Tinder.
Budget 2019: “Broke AF” Government To “Afterpay It” – Dropbear Exclusive
The Australian Government delivered Budget 2019 overnight and news outlets everywhere seem to have missed the Government ‘pocket ace’.
AMP To Appoint Adelaide-Based Koala As Gender Debate Intensifies
Speaking to reporters from the fork in his favourite Eucalypt, Adelaide-based Koala Jeffrey Slimes says he’ll be proud to be appointed to AMP’s board of directors.
Spike In Bedsores Linked To Crypto Wipeout, 66yo Entrepreneur Says
Local gumnut, Bruce Allen, 47, says his crypto portfolio is set for a big turnaround in 2019, as Bitcoin stages a recovery.
The Future Face Of Poverty Is Human, AI Mansplains
With International Women’s Day celebrations coming up on the 8th of March and International Men’s Day recently commemorated on the 19th November, it’s a great time to focus on the financial well-being of the human species.
‘Gifted’ Potato Chip Wins 2018 Aussie Sharemarket Game In World First
Heralded by some sharemarket happy clappers as the ‘new testament’ of the Australian investing circuit, a ‘gifted’ potato chip has won the country’s most prestigious stock picking competition.
ASX Day Trader ‘happy to provide liquidity for people who actually make money’
Brisbane-bound ASX share trader Gavin Perch, 31, says he’s happy to do what it takes if it means he can justify quitting his reliable “but boring” job at the local hardware.